Can you think of a good Astro-joke?
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How can you tell if a T-Rex is hungry?
Lie down on a plate!
Which Astrosaur is best at playing rugby?
Arx – because he’s a TRI-ceratops!
What do you get if you cross Astrosaurs with a pig?
Jurassic Pork!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Tyrannosaurus-wrecks!
What makes the Sauropod shake at night?
All the astro-SNORES!
Where to triceratops like to go on holiday?
CentreP’Arx!
Why is Teggs so good at woodwork?
Because he uses an astro-saw!
What does a triceratops sit on?
Its tricera-bottom!
Which dinosaurs are the best policemen?
Tricera-COPS!
What dinosaur should be part of your five vegetables a day?
A pea-Rex!
What do you call the Sauropod's first officer with a space car on his head?
A car pArx!
What's the dimorphodon's favourite drink?
Sprite!
Which dinosaur is funniest?
A tee-hee Rex!
Why was Gipsy careful on her birthday?
In case a raptor wrapped 'er present!
What's the most painful ship in the DSS?
The Sore-o-pod!
What do you call an imperfect dinosaur?
A dino-flaw!
What do you call General Loki with a stick?
General Poky!
Which dinosaur is best at opening doors?
A key Rex!
What's the difference between a limbless dinosaur and Teggs's pet space flea when Teggs is away?
One doesn't have a leg to stand on, the other doesn't have a Steg to land on!